May 2013
so-canon:
castielson:
larrydelevingnesheeran:
carsonphillips:
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
ACCURATE
I hate when my mom makes me call family members on...
lets-go-bananas:
Because on the inside I’m 6 years old.
diagondaley:
buttgenie:
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
kosplaybaby:
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
manicpixiedeathbitch:
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy...
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
sevenplusfour:
Sherlockians: - Glances at Supernatural Family -
Sherlockians: - Glances at Whovians -
Sherlockians:
Sherlockians: When the hell did I become the sane one?
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Guess what? I finally shaved my legs.
And cleaned a bit.
I’ll mow tomorrow or something.
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mishaonmywaywardlesbian:
ladydireadsalot:
myt0xicvalentine:
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
beelzebub-36:
arthur-christmas-claus:
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And...
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I have a problem. My dress for tonight is short. And I need to shave my legs. But I’m lazy.
I also need to mow the lawn and clean the house for my graduation party…
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What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
JOSIAH JUST WENT HOME AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE!!!!!
hungrylikethewolfie:
barackobama:
guitarandmountaindew:
stay-bene-amici:
all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree
HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY
first comes love
then comes marriage
thanks obama
you’re welcome.
